December 2011
ashleeeybash:
mentosbrentos:
barbonator:
fuckyeahsolomonmesfin:
lol this is what im doing when my daughter goes on her first date
LOL same here, cant wait till the day comes. this has been my point of reference*
Iβm gonna do this for my son. Jk.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Wearing boys shirts to sleep is the best thing in...
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but...
– Norman Vincent PealeΒ (via bigcloudcocom)
Awww!
My brother woke up blown from the night before and then smoked again with his friends this morning, then he took a nap, and the first thing he says when he wakes up is that he wants Chipotle. AWWW WE ARE SO RELATED ππππππππ so proud, so proud!
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
βOh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Tomorrow's gonna be rough.
At least I have memories of that surprisingly cute and adorable guy at the 7-ELEVEN by Nancy’s house that asked me how my night went, why I was driving so late, and to make it safely back to ‘wherever the hell San Lorenzo is.’Β
Just came home to three pleasantly-placed...
The best thing about these drives to SF is that the time it takes me to get home from there is IDEAL and PERFECT for me-time, reflection, thought process that puts things into perspective, whatever the fuck you may call it. It’s exactly enough time to think clearly about my life, the things surrounding it, and the world in general. BUT, it’s not enough time that assures me that...
You have to be strong. People are always expecting you to be falling apart or in...
– The Secret Life of Prince Charming, Deb Caletti (via creatingaquietmind)
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